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#13792829 Jun 12, 2018 at 11:47 AM
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So let's say you have an Uncle Jack, and he has a horse farm. When you were younger he'd take you riding. Naturally he'd have to assist you up and down on the horses until you were of an age and size to be able to ride without his assistance.

So the years go by and Father Time is finally catching up to all of us, Uncle Jack included. The question I have to ask is simple. When he can no longer safely dismount alone, would you help your Uncle Jack off his horse?
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#13792835 Jun 12, 2018 at 12:02 PM
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Yes.

If uncle jack feels uncomfortable about it, remind him about the times he used to help you. Back in kind.

But if uncle jack went out and bought the low riding 2019 corvette and can’t get out, then I would laugh.
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#13792855 Jun 12, 2018 at 12:47 PM
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Oh, Duck. So innocent.

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#13792892 Jun 12, 2018 at 01:59 PM
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Duck fell for it...
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#13792896 Jun 12, 2018 at 02:05 PM
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Bahahahahahahaha!
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#13793019 Jun 12, 2018 at 05:37 PM
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Don't worry Duck, I had to read it three times...

The answer is still yes, hes been a good family member...I'm there to help out HOWEVER he needs...
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#13794404 Jun 14, 2018 at 04:07 PM
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I had to read it ... like five times to see what was so funny. Been a long day.
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#13794423 Jun 14, 2018 at 04:28 PM
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I must be completely obtuse....I still don't get it! LOL

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#13794435 Jun 14, 2018 at 04:45 PM
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#13794423 Lenore wrote:

I must be completely obtuse....I still don't get it! LOL



Psst, it's because you're a lady (and that's a good thing especially in this case 😉)
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Oceans-of-Tears (Magicka NB and the most badass Argonian ever!)
Far Dareis Mei (Supposedly a Stam Templar but she just makes glyphs)
Highly Combustible (Magicka DK and afterthought)
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#13794726 Jun 15, 2018 at 04:00 AM
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Lenore and sprite, just pretend that we don't know the Uncles name and read the last line accordingly
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#13794784 Jun 15, 2018 at 06:09 AM
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I'm not sure I fully get it either.
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#13794886 Jun 15, 2018 at 09:14 AM
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Spoiler Alert: It ends with a happy horse, and one big mess.
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#13794902 Jun 15, 2018 at 09:48 AM
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Hahaha - I finally got it. [derp]
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#13795001 Jun 15, 2018 at 12:17 PM
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( ☉д⊙)

. . .

I only got it when I started to think of a response. I'm only disappointed in myself and how slow I was.

Good joke! ヾ(^ิ∀^ิ)
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#13795137 Jun 15, 2018 at 03:47 PM
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Ohhhhhh My!!!!!!!!!!!

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#13795299 Jun 15, 2018 at 11:32 PM
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I guess I'm the only one who heard this joke in grade school. I guess my school raised me up right!
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#13795416 Jun 16, 2018 at 07:13 AM
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(sigh)
“...think of the solution, not the problem. If your mind was filled only with thoughts of why you were going to lose, then you couldn't think of how to win.”
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#13795447 Jun 16, 2018 at 08:42 AM
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#13795299 Vetericus wrote:

I guess I'm the only one who heard this joke in grade school. I guess my school raised me up right!




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#13795565 Jun 16, 2018 at 11:12 AM
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I hope the delivery was better this time around at least. :)
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#13796230 Jun 17, 2018 at 10:09 AM
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Uhg!!! I did not get this until it was explained either......Sigh! And I have a dirty mind.
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