Vanquish

Meet Milk's cute penis. Hey, hey, hey. It's not what you think.



Pen-pen says, "Hello!"

He's a pretty cute, squishy toy with a small smiling face. It's hollow on the inside and can stretch a bit.

He even as a cute butt!



Here he is being menaced by a weird otter/dog. Pen-pen might not look nervous, but he is.



Pen-pen innocently tries to glomp Pharah. It doesn't really work out.



He feels pretty embarrassed about this whole botched tackle-hug.



Ditto-Clefairy judges Pen-pen.







That concludes the adventures of Pen-pen for now.


Warmachine model for size.





I was also looking fondly over at Pen-pen when FNF Dick Night was mentioned. Maybe it's a bit too cute and innocent to be the mascot of Dick Night.

"It's hollow on the inside and can stretch a bit."

I believe that's called a fleshlight.

Great post Milk!

I am seriously concerned about Ditto-Clefairy's smile, I would keep my eyes on that one.

Also,

Great post. LOL'worth stuff !😛

#13633487 Squeetard wrote:

"It's hollow on the inside and can stretch a bit."

I believe that's called a fleshlight.

Great post Milk!

B-b-but it's not that big. @__@ Poor Pen-pen

#13634104 Qizax wrote:

I am seriously concerned about Ditto-Clefairy's smile, I would keep my eyes on that one.

Also,

Great post. LOL'worth stuff !😛

Ditto-Clefairy is innocent. Or so he tells you.

Thanks! ;D

#13647852 Azazel wrote:

I am loving all your reactions. And all those penises...We need more of that in our lives. Penis racing.
OMG what if we put balloons where the balls are supposed to be on the costume and the goal is to pop both and be the last one standing with a minimum of one ball left?

LOL. Fill the balloons with milk.

#13648212 Duck wrote:

LOL. Fill the balloons with milk.

I first made a horrified face, then realized you are a genius.

Also Elmer's/non-toxic crafting glue may also work.